The Hobbit! On Farm Experience, Sleeps 2, Hottub

For up to 2 People

About the Accommodation

The Hobbit is a quirky wee hut located in the centre of our farm yard, where you are literally right next to the cows! 

The outdoor area is private and secure and has a sunken hottub and several seating areas. 

Inside the open plan kitchenette and living area is cosy and compact. 

The wet room has a toilet sink and shower 

The bed is king sized and has its own separate compartment 

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If you wish to make your stay extra special by adding on a Birthday Pack, Breakfast Pack or late check out you can order them here: You can also pay for your pets on the website above or at check out.

Address: Alton Muirhouse Farm, KA16 9LJ Newmilns, , United Kingdom

Size: 21.0 m², 3 Rooms, 1 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom

Beds: 1 Double bed, 1 Sofa bed, 1 Couch

More pricing information:

The more nights you book the cheaper it is per night.

If you are a returning guest or referral please do let us know


  • Towels and bed sheets
  • TV
  • Kitchen
  • Wireless internet
  • Jacuzzi
  • Terrace
  • Iron
  • Smoking not allowed
  • Cookware
  • Freezer
  • Microwave
  • Smart TV
  • Toilet paper and soap
  • Heating
  • Internet
  • Hair dryer
  • Free Parking on premises
  • Shampoo
  • Pets allowed
  • High chair
  • Workplace
  • Kettle
  • Dining Table


Once booked you will receive a confirmation email with further information as well as a link to your own personalised guest app which has everything you need to know for your stay. 


If you need to cancel your booking there is a £75 cancellation fee which will be taken off your refund.

If you wish to reschedule your stay there is a £75 charge which needs to be paid prior to any modifications being made.

We ask that you please read the terms and conditions before booking.

PLEASE BE AWARE: The Hobbit is literally right next to the cows. They moo, make noise and smell. Big John is up early in the morning to feed the cows and whilst we make every effort to keep noise to a minimum we cannot guarantee it, it’s simply farming life. To get to us you come up our bumpy farm track which has lots of potholes. Low profile cars come up here all the time but please do take care. We do not wish to offend with this statement but fully appreciate it is not for everyone so if you have any questions then please do feel free to ask us before you book.


Enjoy the best of all worlds by staying in a rural location on our Beef and Sheep Farm with lots of local amenities close by:

Local Towns

  • Galston – 2miles has Tesco, Coop, Takeaways, Petrol Station, Aroma Coffee Shop
  • Kilmarnock – 6mi
  • Glasgow – 23mi
  • Troon – 16mi
  • Ayr – 17mi

Local Activities

  • Treetops Zip Wire & Craufurdland Estate – 3mi
  • Newmilns Dri Ski slope – 3mi • Loudoun Golf Club – 2mi
  • Scottish Paintball Arena – 2mi
  • Dean Castle and Kay Park – 5mi
  • Whitelees Wind Farm – 6mi
  • Ayrshire Athletics Arena – 5mi
  • Dark Skies Observatory – 23mi
  • Blackstone Clydesdales, Horse Riding – 16 mi
  • Ferry from Ardrossan to Isle of Arran - 18mi

Our top restaurant recommendations

  • The Glass House, Rowallen Castle – 7mi
  • La Dragon, Chinese and Cocktail Bar, Kilmarnock – 5
  • Lamlash House (Private Dining Only) - 2mi

Our Top Takeaways

  • Tempura, Kilmarnock. Collection only 
  • Taj Kitchen, Galston for Indian - will deliver
  • Wee Hurrie, Troon Best Fish and Chips Ever but wont deliver and be warned there will probably be a queue!


You will need a car to get here.



A Little Bit of R and R! #stayherescotland